Wypipologist: A professional who has specialized knowledge in the field of Caucasian culture, including the political, economic, and social habits of white people and their history.
Michael Harriot is a writer who writes things.
He is a journalist, poet, author, TV writer, and storyteller whose words appeared in that thing whatchamacallit emailed you that one time. You remember! Not that one but the other one. Also, that one, too.